Dane Cook

These are some famous quotes from Dane Cooks Standup gigs......

We were so poor growing up, that little iron...we had to actually use that little iron. That's not funny. It takes a long time to iron a shirt with that tiny little iron. (monopoly)

Has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in fire? Its gotta be so hot.

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody even likes. If you don't think so, then you're the person!

My brain is so fantastical.

Three weeks ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car...NAILED!

If you want to see more of him and his standup comedy, go to ComedyCentral.com and type his name in for more information.......



That Dane Cooks a Funny Guy!!!!!!!

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Hello. I am Makin it Rain, or at least this is my stage name. I am a rising comic and I can make just about anyone laugh and even cry because of laughing tooooo hard. As a kid, I always used to pull pranks on my teachers, friends and family. They would usually be angry at first, but in the end, everyone would look back and laugh. I've always looked up to 2 comedians. They were Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia. I always used to watch there shows and now i will need to compete with them for most funniest comedian. I've been a comedian for years and have guest stared on shows to make jokes like Americas got Talent and Lucky 21. I will finally have my own TV show and it will be called............ ShAnE dA pImP. This is my chance to go big.......